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[–] [email protected] 2 points 28 minutes ago

Wokeness is what keeps them in the air, which is why they're falling out of it now

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

This person's grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they'd calm the fuck down.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think large planes "look" like they can't work because their "relative speed" is really low


that is, their speed relative to their length. We're used to seeing birds cover tens of lengths per second, whereas a large airliner covers ~1ish per second at takeoff.

Or not, but this always seemed like a plausible explanation as to why planes look impossible. (Though given that hovering birds don't look funny, maybe this is a silly observation...).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

That's a really thoughtful take, I'm glad you shared. I think it has merit. I think proximity is a factor too. The public rarely gets up close to a jet, but I can attest from personal experience they seem much faster when you're closer during takeoff and landing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

My faith in humanity is so low that I 100% believe there are planes are not real truthers that's out there.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 hours ago

Be human.

Have billions of tons of atmosphere directly above you

Don't explode

Make it make sense

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 hours ago

i remember when i thought these jokes were funny. now i know tons of people actually think like this and it's depressing rather than funny.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

It's not pressure under the wings, it's fucking Bernoulli sucking on top of them.

(So, yes, sure, it is gay, but it's not fake.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But then how can they fly upside down?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Because air doesn't give a fuck about gravity

[–] [email protected] 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

When you nut, but Bernoulli keep sucking...

"goofy plane"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

I'm 100% convinced this was never a battle of airframes and manufacturers and simply was down to: "No, sir/ma'am, I will not fly the derpy plane into combat. Can't do it. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REST OF THE PILOTS WILL LAUGH AT ME"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Next time you see a plane imaging two hooks in the middle of the wings, a crane lifting up the plane with these two hooks and shaking it.

This give you a good approximation of what the forces in the plane are, and once you picture that you might think that there is no way the plane can hold up in this situation. Yet it does.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

It's more like putting the plane in a bowl of jello and then shaking the bowl.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

...fake and gay

Hey now. Let's not blame gay people for the common-sense-defying demon-wizard sorcery that engineers get up to when someone threatens to take away their calculators and caffeine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

G.I.N.A.S.F.S.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago

Bruh some of the earliest planes were literally called biplanes. The gay has been complicit in aviation demon magic since the very beginning.

[–] [email protected] 143 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This perfectly encapsulates how anti vaxxers and others think. "Ive thought it through and it cantnbebright". Its incredible how we can have access to vast amounts of information and yet live in an age of gleeful ignorance.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

>Town of 100 people
>Everyone has $50
>Everyone stores Money In Town Bank
>Total bank balance of everyone: $5000
>Bank lends $1000 to a farmer to buy new equipment
>Merchant who sold the equipment deposits $1000 into bank.
>There is now $6000 total deposited in the bank
>1000 just came out of thin air
Money is fake and gay

[–] [email protected] 23 points 13 hours ago

I remember this classic philosophical quandary of our time, but in a different form.

Classic.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

debt: am I am joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Balance:

Each of 98 Townspeople: $50

The Merchant: $1050

The Farmer: -$950

So, the 98 towns people and the merchant all wants to withdraw.

???

Now you have a riot outside of a bank.

Congrats, you destroyed a Town with #Banking 🫠

Or alternatively.

The Banker just gaslight the town to mob-lynch the Farmer the good ol' capitalism way.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

Future economists are going to make so much fun of us for thinking $1000 was created here.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 18 hours ago

The funniest thing is that the aerospace engineers who made this possible are just as much hopeless dysfunctional wrecks as the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 20 hours ago (21 children)

Also weird how giant steel tankers float on the ocean. Especially when they're weighed down by all that cargo. It's practically unbelievable. I throw a tiny rock in the ocean, and it sinks...but not those giant steel boats? /s

[–] [email protected] 49 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

No, ocean water can't sink steel boats

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

It's a well known fact that steel weighs the same as feathers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

But it melt steel beams?

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

Glue, is how the wings stay on, really good glue

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

Don't forget about the screens they put in the windows

[–] [email protected] 34 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Well I must admit, when the plane is resting on the ground, the wings droop down a lot. Then when airborne it's the other way around, the wings curve upwards as the fuselage hangs from them. In my mind nothing that big made of metal should be able to flex that much.

But since I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I have learned about material science, airplane design and engineering. And I have found out that it does indeed flex that much. It also isn't that thick, since it's only a skeleton wrapped with a very thin layer of metal. In fact if it didn't flex as much, it would be weaker and not stronger.

So the thing I really learnt is never to trust intuition when it comes to things like this.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I remember a quote from an A380 pilot saying the plane doesn't look like it should be able to fly.

Even the people that fly them know they don't look like a flying object.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I get it. That plane is so disgusting the earth tries to keep it as far as possible from the ground.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No, thats the helicopter. It's said that it does not fly, but is repulsed by the earth because it is the hubris of man manifest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Planes fly because aerodynamics.

Helicopters fly because money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Helicopters leave the ground because God has gazed upon them, and became angered when He saw them among His beasts, on the lands of His creation. God then decided to expel the helicopters from His earthly kingdom to flutter helplessly in His skies. God did this to punish Man, whose hubris led him to climb into the unholy creation. The Lord would then strike down the abomination fluttering in His skies, condemning the heretics that had climbed aboard in the belief that they could fool Him.

Thus the name "Jesus nut".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

No, it's called the Jesus nut because if it fails, only Jesus can save you now.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Wait till this guy find out that there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

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