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Anon isn't fooled by planes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 22 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wait till this guy find out that there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

[–] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Well, technically pregnant women can be submarines

[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I've read your comment and I'd like you to know that I don't approve of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

Well, I could've said male seahorses if that makes you feel better? Are they still submarines if you put them in an aquarium on a plane, but the plane crashes into the ocean?