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[–] [email protected] 131 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This perfectly encapsulates how anti vaxxers and others think. "Ive thought it through and it cantnbebright". Its incredible how we can have access to vast amounts of information and yet live in an age of gleeful ignorance.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

>Town of 100 people
>Everyone has $50
>Everyone stores Money In Town Bank
>Total bank balance of everyone: $5000
>Bank lends $1000 to a farmer to buy new equipment
>Merchant who sold the equipment deposits $1000 into bank.
>There is now $6000 total deposited in the bank
>1000 just came out of thin air
Money is fake and gay

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 hours ago

I remember this classic philosophical quandary of our time, but in a different form.

Classic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Future economists are going to make so much fun of us for thinking $1000 was created here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

Balance:

Each of 98 Townspeople: $50

The Merchant: $1050

The Farmer: -$950

So, the 98 towns people and the merchant all wants to withdraw.

???

Now you have a riot outside of a bank.

Congrats, you destroyed a Town with #Banking 🫠

Or alternatively.

The Banker just gaslight the town to mob-lynch the Farmer the good ol' capitalism way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Rich people never pay off debt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

They let the poor pay it off for them