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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

I need to make some stickers out of these...to make new friends :D

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

What's with the beaver crab?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

They put the Gopher (GoLang) face on Ferris the Crab (Rust)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Mix between Go and Rust mascots

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 hours ago

If you want the vectors for stickers https://lemmy.ca/comment/503168

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

what is the rust one again. It looks so familiar but eludes me

edit: it's nodejs

[–] silasmariner 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, there are two rust ones, check yerself. But the Gopher logo is pretty well known around these parts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm something of a gopher myself you know

[–] Scoopta 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What is the ruby on rails supposed to be?...looks like ruby on rails with off colors to me, I can't place that logo. The rest of these are truly cursed tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Scoopta 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, weird. The rest of these are pretty closely related technologies but I'm not sure I'd consider a web framework and a pre boxed website builder all that similar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I think they were just going for cursed-ness