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Sorry, not sorry. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sure he'll clean the rug.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Except the car has no abs and the road is made of ice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

that's clever!

[–] drcobaltjedi 19 points 1 month ago

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.