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[–] [email protected] 83 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] drcobaltjedi 7 points 1 hour ago

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.