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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sure he'll clean the rug.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Except the car has no abs and the road is made of ice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

that's clever!