Programmer Humor

transcription: this generation was the first to be raised on web 2. 
- windows taught me to use linux. 
- reddit taught me to use lemmy. 
- tumblr taught me to use rss. 
- twitter taught me to use mastadon. 
- youtube taught me to use tubearchivist. 
- discord taught me to use matrix.

and i wouldnt have it any other way

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27348044

Seriously, you wouldn't believe how much it helps.

The post body:

[...] big refactoring project to replace the usage of double types with decimal types. Everything seemed to go well, at least until there was a network hiccup and the application couldn't connect to the database. Let's see if you can figure out what happened:

MessageBox.Show("Please decimal check the connection details. Also check firewall settings (port 1433) and network connectivity.");

What a clbuttic mistake.

I don't actually get the joke with clbuttic, though. 🤔

Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)

Tweet 1 & Tweet 2

I regret nothing. Say what you want.

Edit: I just saw the two typos. If you find them, you're welcome to keep them.

Please leave recursion to math and keep it out of (in particular C) software: it kills and will kill again.

Kind regards from libexpat, see CVE-2022-25313 and CVE-2024-8176 for proof.

https://blog.hartwork.org/posts/expat-2-7-0-released/