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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That person doesn’t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

[–] mearce 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What did they intend for this picture, I wondee?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Wondee!

I feel they didn't intend the picture at all, they found themselves in that situation and their SO, roommate or whatever took it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The picture was shared by the person in the picture

I was concerned about that too at first

https://lemm.ee/comment/18622489

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

How can you guys tell? It seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd stage for your gross-out memes insta.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sadly it’s usually a shit in the shower situation.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with the ol’ waffle stomp.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Said management.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You guys are only working on one project at a time?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I'm working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

High priority is a key piece of information here.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really like that font what is it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Save the picture, crop it to the text only and upload it here: https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

what the actual fuck. 🤮

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

~~This picture looks like it was taken without permission~~

~~OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from~~

EDIT:

Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit from cm0002s screenshot is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅