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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

what the actual fuck. ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 85 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That person doesnโ€™t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

The picture was shared by the person in the picture

I was concerned about that too at first

https://lemm.ee/comment/18622489

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

How can you guys tell? It seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd stage for your gross-out memes insta.

[โ€“] mearce 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What did they intend for this picture, I wondee?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

Wondee!

I feel they didn't intend the picture at all, they found themselves in that situation and their SO, roommate or whatever took it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You guys are only working on one project at a time?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I'm working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

High priority is a key piece of information here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sadly itโ€™s usually a shit in the shower situation.

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with the olโ€™ waffle stomp.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm glad i got to be here when you learned about this

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Stomp the poo through the shower grates, unless this was rhetorical.

Typo

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Ah yes, the delightful moment when you hear about this one for the first time. Truly beautiful to witness.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

I'm pretty sure the Internet is joking about it.

Pretty sure.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Said management.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really like that font what is it?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Save the picture, crop it to the text only and upload it here: https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont

[โ€“] [email protected] -3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

~~This picture looks like it was taken without permission~~

~~OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from~~

EDIT:

Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit from cm0002s screenshot is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam ๐Ÿ˜