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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love when people say they feel dumb because they didn't know something, because then I get to share xkcd with them, too.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reddit made me get in the habit of posting this on repeat posts because so many people angrily reply that it has already been posted. As if once it's posted then every single person has seen it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I have always wondered about the people that would complain about years old reposts. Congratulations, you've seen it before. Maybe if you've seen the whole Internet, it's time to do something else.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Calling out reposts obsessively is weird to me.There's more people who have not seen something than who have seen it, at least on the internet. I think most people have seen the moon...

But if I ever have a problem where the vast majority of the posts I see are reposts, I'll simply block the channel for awhile. It costs me nothing, and takes less effort than typing out a comment complaining in every repost.

It's the "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" meme, come to life. And I'd rather let people have their fun. Doesn't cost me, nor anyone else, a thing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

It became a real problem on reddit after a while where bots would just go grab the most popular posts of 6 months ago and post them all again. Before the bots, people would do it to farm karma, and the people would get called out for it, but it was never a huge deal because you were still getting at worst like a 60/40 split of new content to reposts. But after a certain point the ratio shifted dramatically in favor of reposts in a lot of bigger communities. I think that's what really galvanized the hatred toward them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

What, they hadn't heard of XKCD? Losers! /s

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still doesn't work in production because it's a multi-cluster k8s instead of a simple laptop

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Run a multi-cluster k8s on your notebook to test then?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good luck, the instances can't just be started in any random order and at their current version their dependency graph is cyclical.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's a solution you're not seeing, make the notebook part of the production cluster.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That's a lot of psychic damage in one comment

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

From an administrator standpoint I used to hate containers at first because I was worried about having 3 different versions of a support library on a system all with separate potential vulnerabilities. However we’ve managed to shift our security posture to the left and now all containers are scanned and gated before release approval. This ensures that the devs have the flexibility they want and I have more of the peace of mind of not having to maintain the libraries anymore.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's taken me about 6 years to understand how it works and what it does, but I'm finally starting to get it.

I hate software. Why am I in this job still

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think most jobs are like this.

The entry level stuff is pleasant and manageable and easy, but if you progress far enough to make money you produce value by managing unsolvable problems which is stressful, frustrating, and difficult.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does managing those problems improve the material conditions of the planet and humanity? If not, then I am not sure you can say it produces value. If you work for a company owned by the 0.1% then your labor does the opposite, the more wealth you create for the oligarchs the more power they have to destroy the planet and democracy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I think that most people with stressful frustrating and difficult jobs could make a good argument that they indirectly improve the material conditions of humanity.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The biggest problem that I have with docker is honestly, the fear of a supply-chain attack.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

but wouldnt that be an issue regardless of docker

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean compromised code sneaking into Docker images? Or a DOS on dockerhub?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They worry about someone replacing the docker image on the hosting server with a malicious modified version for people to pull down during updates.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This worry exists for literally every 3rd party dependency, not just docker, and is addressed the same way - by running tests and vulnerability scans in a sandboxed test environment before shipping to prod

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was just answering a question. I had the same response above.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

And I was just adding extra details

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Supply chain attack has a definition. And it has nothing to do with DDoS.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's really great how docker shifted the problem from "works on my machine" to "works with my version of docker".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

...on my machine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not far from the truth.
Original 5 minutes reveal from PyCon 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW9CAH9nSLs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

@cm0002 @vane That’s hilarious.
You’re not serious ?
Right ?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

@cm0002 Docker, packaging a whole datacenter for your best quick and dirty business critical app since 2013.

Like this 😜

print(date.tomorrow())

#crapware

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When the software becomes hardware dependent thanks to a rare and hard to track down bugs, sometimes driver bugs (ask OpenGL developers about their experience with lower-end and embedded hardware!).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I love docker. I also just discovered devpods they have a real nice integration with codium makes by prod and dev environments practically the same.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Repost #420

Cmon guys, there are less reposted memes on the internet.