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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Making "smart" devices that can't do routine mundane things without an active internet connection is completely fucking stupid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I'm just boggled by the fact that "a toilet you flush with your phone" ever gof off the stoner couch. who the fuck wants to pull out a phone and press a button every time they take a piss.

Sensors if you move, yeah they're a thing that's given us all a surprise shifting our weight but a fucking app???

[–] JackbyDev 2 points 18 hours ago

I mean, obviously a manual handle would be a requirement, but I could possibly see it? Like the idea of an app controlled bidet is not that far fetched because they have a lot of buttons and settings (obviously I want physical buttons too).

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