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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You’ve seen me write SQL haven’t you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Writing sql is just like writing anything else, but uppercase.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I have seen SQL written by professional Oracle DBAs. What I learned is that I do not want to look at SQL written by professional Oracle DBAs.