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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

One thing is missing. Family... A loving partner, maybe some years pass and some children...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Is Anon dreaming of dacha? Because it sounds same.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nah I'll take the city thanks. I would like a functional bus service and be able to walk places.

Also bathroom, kitchen and livingroom possibly together, bedroom, and maybe. Maybe! An office.

Man that was a good year before the rent increase and subsequent eviction.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The problem with living on the edge of the countryside is that eventually somebody else builds on the countryside part and you're just living in another crappy suburb.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Exactly, this mindset just creates more suburbs, roads, cars, unwalkable districts, etc.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

My advice in that case is to immediately plant some trees around the perimeter of your property and turn it into a little isolated grove

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I live in this. I pay 500€ rent, in one of Europe's most densely populated areas. I commute to work by bicycle, and I can take walks into the forest with my cats till we get too close to the Alpaka Farm, cause they're afraid of the alpakas.
Unfortunately, we're getting thrown out this year, and looking at 3x the rent for something worse which is further away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Where in Europe's densest areas can you rent anything for 500€?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Nowhere if the stars don't align.
I live in Heidelberg, Germany.
This house is worth 3-4x more.
But my landlady is a little special. She lives in a hippie commune in another country, is fighting with depression and simply didn't want to deal with the house at all.
So that was the deal, we could live there for cheap, I fix stuff myself and never bother her with anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had the same sort of life in the south too. Rent hikes has really fucked that lifestyle over. I blame the swiss for turning the whole german housing market into their buy-to-let playaground

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: My landlady lives in Switzerland, too.
But I've found a new place with the same price per square meter now.
Just a couple km further out, on a hill overlooking the Rhine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You're going to be doing that every 6 years or so as others do the same, and as more landlords clock onto where future tenants are going.
The south is becoming very business friendly and that new rail line is only going to increase more swiss investment.

If you can, start looking to buy a small apartment somewhere. France seems quite stable at the moment, but that's where the German's are looking to buy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The plan is to buy the apartment I now rent, when I've been there for a year and know that the neighbors are OK.
I know the owners, and they're not going to sell to an investor.
I'm not going to leave the country.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's good. I miss the Schwarzwald a lot. I used to bike 40km a day through mountains and forest and vineyards, through rain and snow and sun.
It was beautiful and my heart aches just thinking about it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately you cant, that's why they are getting thrown out and looking at paying 1500€ soon

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everybody wants that edge of city and country feel. It makes them feel like they don't live in the city but they still have all the amenities a city offers close by. And thus the Suburban experiment was born and has ultimately destroyed north american cities and created an affordability crisis for housing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

well you can't blame it all on "living on the edge of a city". IMO HOAs have done a substantial part of the harm, creating the sterile and hostile-to-teenage-life experience, and then there's zoning laws which make it impossible to get communal activity, like a small bar or club right between the houses, and then there's the lack of public transport ...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I have dreamed of this lifestyle for over 20 years, and just moved here a few months ago.

Septic is installed, we live in an RV. Just got this land leveled and ready to move the RV into place next to the storage containers we have. Right across the driveway will be a large garden area, but right now we only have a compost pile so far.

A neighbor said they will help us with chickens, so we only need some fence and feed. Things move slowly, but we are excited to jump into this lifestyle. Fresh air and beautiful views.

[–] andybytes 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I run a few online businesses (streaming, YouTube, eBay), but had to put all that on hold as we were moving and getting settled here. Just about out of our savings, but we are very close to starting the business back up. I think maybe 1-2 weeks.

There is always set backs working here off grid, example is yesterday I was cleaning land to move the RV and the track came off the excavator. It looks like a simple fix on YouTube but it’s raining now lol

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

small bungalow

proceeds to list a 5 rooms house

EDIT: ok, apparently i do not know what a bungalow is. Their size ranges from less than 70 square meters up to 130, my mental image was of a large wooden tent of ~40 square meters

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Just a small bungalow with its own private gym.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Lottery winner or parents' home?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

I just bought my father a flat with some spare cash. I live in a rich country and he lives in a poor one. So, no need for rich parents or a lottery, just the right place :)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Bought 5 acres (with 1.5 of those acres flat on a hill) about ~20 min outside a medium city, ~1 hour equidistant from 2 very large cities. Geotechnical engineers have been to the property, report submitted to the county (took months). Sewage engineers have been out to the property and approved the drain field (took weeks). Well will be drilled once the county approves the build site. It's slow going but it will be worth it in the end! My only fear is trump cancelling the rural broadband fund as I am slated to get the fiber cable run to my property line within a year. Staying with starlink for longer will not be awesome, but oh well, sacrifice.

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