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[–] [email protected] 87 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Why can't you give up untold amounts of money, free time, peace/quiet, lack of stress, and freedom so I can have my grandkids around for a few hours a week? Stop being so selfish."

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago

Also, why don't you want to bring new human beings in a world that we have destroyed, that will struggle when I'll be gone and you'll be powerless to help? So selfish

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they're the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Replace the "or else" with an "and" and you are describing my parents.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I guess saying it’s in my selfish son’s ballsack wouldn’t have the same effect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah, because all of the pee that’s stored there, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

But.....that's realistically where they ACTUALLY are. If the grandchild is already inside the daughters overies, that means she's already pregnant. Which means, in order to be selfish, that would mean she's just NOT allowing a 9+ month old child to be born. Like the contractions start, and the mother shoves her hand in, and shoves the kid back up there.

"Oh no you don't! You STAY in there!!! I don't care if it's been 96 months! MOMMIES STILL PREGNANT!!!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (8 children)

I mean, the kids are neither in a ballsack nor the ovaries.

If you consider a fertilized egg a child, which you shouldn't, they would be in the uterus.

If it's inside an ovary, the mother's going to die.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Y'all reacting to this with no context or anything.

I'm sure most of us know someone who would 100% give a sticker like this jokingly to their parent, and the parent thinking it'd be a laugh to slap on the car.

I sure as hell do.

So for all y'all know, this is a joke that you arent in on and getting pissed over.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Waiting for context? In MY internet?!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My selfish daughter won't go through childbirth, and raise a child to adulthood and beyond in a world that is getting harder to live in so I can be "gran-gran." The bitch. /s

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

As a selfish daughter, I think this is hilarious tbh.

But I also have a mother who understands and fully supports my and my partner's reproductive choices and I probably would not feel that way if circumstances were different.

[–] ICastFist 8 points 6 months ago

Then just make a new kid yourself, mister/missus, and show you daughter how it's done.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Yes it's my children who are selfish! Never me, couldn't be me at all

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I hope he daughter has gone no contact. If you want kids this bad, adopt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Jesus, this is insane.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You can already imagine what this lady/guy looks and acts like in her/his daily life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well your generation made housing unobtainable.. Play a stupid game win a stupid prize

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And healthcare is exorbitantly expensive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You mean all this racist objection to common sense healthcare and using housing as an investment vehicle have consequences?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That can't be it. It must be marginalized group's fault. That's the only explanation /s

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'd disown her

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I feel like there are a ton of assumptions being made in this comment section. When I first saw it I thought it was funny and imagined a much more light hearted relationship between that woman and her daughter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Someone that places a sticker that unaligned on their car can't be a good person! /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

You know what's fucked?

Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that's totally fine.

But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.

What's that all about?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, we don't get off through stimulating our ovaries for one lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe you don't.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I don't know if I find it more abhorrent that someone would proudly display an opinion so needlessly angry, or that there exists a company that is profiting off these assholes by providing such a miserable sticker.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's a lot of words to say "I'm a selfish asshole."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'm okay with the print company. It lets us see from a distance what kind of asshole we're dealing with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Sticker companies will sell blue lives matter and ACAB merch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Wow, the cognitive dissonance of calling your daughter selfish...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I hope he daughter has gone no contact. If you want kids this bad, adopt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

I still have no idea how to pronounce Hyundai.

Hee-un-dai?

Hi-un-dai?

Hunt-dai?

Hu-in-dai?

Hin-dai?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's Hyundai, like Sunday according to their Super Bowl ad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Hi-yun-dai is what I've always said, but I've heard that Hyoon-dai is more "official".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

We say “Yan-dai”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Plot twist. Daughter is 12

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