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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They've got it all wrong. Just like cow patties, crabby patties do not contain meat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Just like cow patties

Um... What?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cow patties

Warning: photos

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_dung

Cow dung, also known as cow pats, cow pies, cow poop or cow manure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I grew up on a farm, I know what cow pies are, but they said cow "patties"! Maybe it's a regional thing, but I've never heard of manure being referred to as that. Even your Wikipedia link doesn't include that term...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think it's regional, I haven't heard it often, but I have heard it before. I guess pat = patty?

This link uses both terms for example

https://agriculture.canada.ca/en/science/story-agricultural-science/scientific-achievements-agriculture/cow-patty-critters-new-guide-canadas-faecal-friends

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

There's very little meat in these gym mats

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Cow patties don’t contain meat the way beef patties do. Cow patties are vegan however, afaik