You're wrong, the secret ingredient is Patrick
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This comic is pure gold
Crabs can regrow limbs.
That brings up the question where does he get all those crab limbs? Are they chained up somewhere and he harvests their limbs for the Krusty Krab?
They've got it all wrong. Just like cow patties, crabby patties do not contain meat.
Just like cow patties
Um... What?
cow patties
Warning: photos
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_dung
Cow dung, also known as cow pats, cow pies, cow poop or cow manure
Yeah, I grew up on a farm, I know what cow pies are, but they said cow "patties"! Maybe it's a regional thing, but I've never heard of manure being referred to as that. Even your Wikipedia link doesn't include that term...
I think it's regional, I haven't heard it often, but I have heard it before. I guess pat = patty?
This link uses both terms for example
There's very little meat in these gym mats
Cow patties don’t contain meat the way beef patties do. Cow patties are vegan however, afaik
The Krusty Krab is a crab trap
There is an episode where he tries it and says something that basically hints that he just ate himself and didn't think it was bad.
You May Live To See Crab-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension
Actually Hillenburg said in life the Krabby Patts dont have meat of any kind
I thought it was whalefall.
Alex Bale (the spongebob theory guy) suggests it's whale meat...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlCb3ZNalqA
Enjoy this rabbit hole! It's a wild, riveting ride.
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Kelp is seaweed.
"Krabby" patties
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Kelp drink containa kelp, Krabby patties contain crab
You would think that was obvious, but reading comprehension really is dead.
Well, Krab at least. Who knows what's in Krab.