Programmer Humor

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit. No source in the original post.

Another shameless theft of title and meme, unknown source. To add a personal touch: my bro just started a job with an insurance company where they talked him up about all the cutting edge work they're doing in AI, ML and statistical analysis. Yeah, it's just a bunch of Python scripts calling out to web services. They should have just said they're looking for a (possibly backend) developer.

Also: Did you know that the Higgs-Bugson is a subspecies of the Heisenbug?

• 200 OK: Life's fine, but let's be honest, it's probably a cached response.
• 202 Accepted: I heard your idea. Will I do anything with it? Probably not.
• 204 No Content: The perfect reply when you emotionally check out mid-conversation.
• 401 Unauthorized: When life keeps asking 'Who even are you?' and you forgot your credentials.
• 403 Forbidden: Some dreams are just blocked by permissions you'll never have.
• 418 I'm a Teapot: Some days, I'm just not built to handle your requests.
• 429 Too Many Requests: Chill, life's rate limit isn't as high as your expectations.
• 500 Internal Server Error: When you realize your life decisions don't compile, and panic mode kicks in.
• 502 Bad Gateway: When your thoughts try to connect to logic, but something goes horribly wrong
• 503 Service Unavailable: My motivation right now is in scheduled maintenance-try again later.

PATCH vs. PUT: Can't decide if I should make subtle changes or just rewrite my entire existence.
Connection Timeout: Sorry, I lost interest before the handshake even started.

Found on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DBgjeIhTSLh/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==

Source (German)

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/18435580

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