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I want to live forever in AI (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] bitcrafter 9 points 22 hours ago

As of C++11, there is now a third option,

bool uploadConsciousness(Consciousness&& Conscience) {

which transfers your consciousness via the ship-of-Theseus process of replacing each neuron one at a time so that continuity is never broken.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Same is true for teleportation

[–] Zikeji 6 points 1 day ago

I mean, I would sacrifice my own self to benefit an exact copy of me. Or rather, I say that, but if it ever came time to pull that trigger I may think differently.