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I want to live forever in AI (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] bitcrafter 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As of C++11, there is now a third option,

bool uploadConsciousness(Consciousness&& Conscience) {

which transfers your consciousness via the ship-of-Theseus process of replacing each neuron one at a time so that continuity is never broken.

[–] danhab99 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Genuinely why wouldn't this work? If a cluster of nanobots grey goo-s across your brain matter slowly over the course of 10 years, perfectly replacing each individual neuron with themselves how would you ever know?

*Like besides knowing that you agreed to the procedure

[–] 5C5C5C 1 points 1 month ago

That sounds like it would tickle.