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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only hours? lol then that's fine

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I just had an entire platform killed after 10 months of development.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

If it’s just hours, that’s fine. I’ve spent months on a system before that ultimately got scrapped. When I was at Google, they accidentally had two teams working on basically the same project. The other team, with about 40 engineers, having worked on it for about a year, had their project scrapped. My team was meant to do the same work, with about 23 engineers. So if you’re ever wondering why Hangouts Chat launched kinda half baked, that’s why.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Still got paid. It's the company that wasted the developer's time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Some people like to see the things they spend time on finished.

[–] sukhmel 1 points 1 month ago

Sometimes management likes to find a scapegoat to blame everything on. 'Failed' features may make you one, even though it's the management to be blamed.

To be fair, this possibility is the only downside I find, even though it's pleasant to finish something and let the user enjoy the result

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I spent 1 year coding the same feature, but each 3 months I had to restart from scratch because management decided a new 'flow' and the previous one was completely different.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And as a bonus the flows were never fully specc’d each time right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Of course, but that is why those 8h meetings are for, right? Not useless at all!

[–] CodiUnicorn 1 points 1 month ago

What a bad boy! :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Too many end users/clients asking for features, then never using them and instead opting to do things the hard way instead of using the tools I provided. Oof.