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    [–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    as a GUI pleb i just doubleclick the file, which opens kate.

    i edit the file and click save, get asked for my password

    and all is fine.

    [–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

    that's way too simple, the linux gods demand more esoteric suffering

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

    How dare you use computers to do stuff the way they were invented for?

    [–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Had an idiot "fix" a permission problem by running "sudo chmod -R 777 /"

    And that is why sudo privileges were removed for the vast majority of people.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

    Shared this before, but someone I know did a chmod on /bin which nuked all the SUID/GUID bits which borked the system lol.

    Surpsingly easy enough to undo by getting a list of the correct perms from a working system, but hilarious nonetheless

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Oh... That sounds like a nightmare. How do you even fix that? There's no "revert the entire filesystem's permissions to default" button that I'm aware of

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

    You restore the system from backup

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

    If you are lucky your system is atomic or has other roll back feature. Otherwise it's reinstall time.

    I guess you could set up a fresh system, run a script that goes through each folder checking the permission and setting it on the target system.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

    I think they had to reinstall. It was part of a Hadoop cluster and that was extra finicky.

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    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

    seems reasonable to me, root is just a made up concept and the human owns the machine.

    [–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (11 children)

    A fellow nano user! There are dozens of us!

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

    Hell yeah gotta embrace the pain of using archaic key bindings that you'll forget until the next time you need to edit a file in the terminal, you must suffer like man. Modem and sane terminal editors are for pussies! If it doesn't load in 0.01 ms it's bloated.. Whatever you do don't install anything like micro, just keep suffering!

    [–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
    [–] Colloidal 2 points 1 day ago

    Gooble gobble

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    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Its lighter weight than vim

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    [–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Getting flashbacks of me trying to explain to a mac user why using sudo "to make it work" is why he had a growing problem of needing to use sudo... (more and more files owned by root in his home folder).

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    [–] [email protected] 105 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)
    [–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    It's safe because it's sudo! Like sudo rm -rf /*

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

    At one of my prior positions they outsourced all the junior engineers to this firm that only had windows desktop support experience.

    Actual escalation I got:

    contractor: I am trying to remove this file that is filling the drive but it won't let me

    me: show me what you are doing.

    contractor (screenshot): # rm -f /dev/hdc

    another one did rm -rf /var to clear a stuck log file, which at least did solve the problem he was having.

    After that I sent out an email stating that I would not help anyone who used he rm command unless they consulted with a senior first. I was later reprimanded for saying I wouldn't help people.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

    I was later reprimanded for saying I wouldn't help people.

    I've heard that before. "No. I won't close the circuit breaker while you're holding the wires." "Boss!..."

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Back in the olden days we used to nfs mount every other machines file system on every machine. I was root and ran "rm -rf /" instead of "./".

    After I realized that it was taking too long, i realized my error.

    Now for the fun part. In those days nfs passed root privileges to the remote file system. I took out 2.5 machines before I killed it.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

    Back in the olden days we used to nfs mount every other machines file system on every machine. I was root and ran "rm -rf /" instead of "./".

    I still do. With NFS4 even more than ever. Won't let it go unless for a SAN.

    Now for the fun part. In those days nfs passed root privileges to the remote file system.

    no_root_squash
    

    much?

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

    Holy smokes. That must have been before 1989 (that's when RFC1094 was released, explicitely prohibiting to map the root user to UID 0). I thought, I was old...

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    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Total noob. Any experienced user knows it's

    run0 micro file.txt
    
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

    How dare you using a 21st century terminal editor that keeps you sane? You're supposed to learn a whole new set of archaic key bindings! And suffer!

    [–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

    why tho?

    If it's a file I have to modify once why would I run:

    sudo chmod 774 file.conf

    sudo chown myuser:myuser file.conf

    vi file.conf

    sudo chown root:root file.conf

    sudo chmod 644 file.conf

    instead of:

    sudo vi file.conf

    1000001464

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    Inane. Intentionally convoluted, or someone following the absolute worst tutorials without bothering to understand anything about what they're reading.

    I have questions:

    • Why are your configurations world readable?
    • Why are you setting the executable bit on a .conf file?
    • Why change the files group alongside the owner when you've just given the owner rxw and you're going to set it back?
    • If it was 644 before, why 774?
    • Why even change the mode if you're going to change the ownership?
    • Why do you want roots vimrc instead of your users
    • Why do you hate sudoedit
    • Why go out of your way to make this appear more convoluted than it actually is?

    Even jokey comments can lead to people copying bad habits if it's not clear they're jokes.

    This was a joke right? I was baited by your trolling?

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    I felt kinda bad doing that at first. then your absolute rage made my doubt's melt away.

    lulz

    [–] ulterno 3 points 1 day ago

    doubt’s

    I see what you did there

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    [–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    sudo = shut up dammit, obey!

    [–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    obligatory... (well, you know the rest)

    https://xkcd.com/149/

    personally, I prefer the good ol double bang (!!), but whatever floats yer boat, and all that.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

    I mean if you double bang me I'm likely to do whatever you want, too.

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    [–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    sudo dolphin

    Then I act like a Windows user and go there via the GUI because I didn't feel like learning how to use nano.

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    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

    You meant sudo vim, ok?

    (disclaimer: joke. Let the unholy war start)

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

    Great one. Many thanks!

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    [–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Sorry, user babe is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

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    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    If your file is not in your home directory, you shouldn't do chmod or chown in any other file

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    [–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (14 children)

    You mean sudoedit right? Right?

    edit: While there's a little bit of attention on this I also want to beg you to stop doing sudo su - and start doing sudo -i you know who you are <3

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