Update: Although not listed on the site, I was able to find a link to the old online registration system (which feels very COBOL-ish), and it worked without any smartphone shenanigans.
They see me layin'... they hatin'...
Imagine being on a dev team with a doomsday clock.
It might only take the smallest cryptodust to trigger a US reporting requirement.
Could you imagine an artifical mind actually trying to obey these? You can't even get past #1 without being aware of the infinite number of things you could do cartesian-producted with all the consequential downstream effects of those actions until the end of time.
Of course, how could I forget about the oddest prime!
...and everyone suddenly trusted them again?
And if you are left with a prime number of eggs?
What if he dragged it along behind him on a long string, instead of... you know... right up against his chest.
So that's how the eye of sauron was built!
It means you're using JavaScript.
The paper mailer directs people to the new and shiny https://www.texas.gov/ (which wants you to create an account and have a smartphone, etc).
The old webflow I mentioned is here https://www.txdmv.gov/osp-registration-renewal (which does not require a mobile number or account creation, etc).