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[–] [email protected] 111 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Hey, IT, I imported this data set twice, and now there are a lot of duplicates. Is there something wrong with the tool?

– Yes, that happened.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Yes, it was fool proof, until the world gave me a bigger fool.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

The number of times I got asked if import/export can be used instead of sync

[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 months ago (1 children)

'The wind keeps blowing my wifi signal away ' is more than enough information to diagnose the problem, and 'the computer forgot my password' is now a real thing since password managers started coming baked into browsers.

We are so far beyond parody of ourselves that i have no idea how the onion stays in business.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Using Bitwarden must be too complicated for these guys or something.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It doesn’t help that most password managers kind of suck, you have to do a lot of manual work as a user sometimes.

I wish websites would start supporting Webauthn/FIDO2 sometime soon. I’m sick of SMS-based 2FA becoming more popular lately (like 10 years late).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, the bank that manages my mortgage has mandatory text message 2fa if you're on a new computer. And something about Firefox keeps it from remembering my machine, so I have to do the text message 2fa everytime.

Right now it's working fine, but they had a period of a few months where the text messages would take 10-15min to send after you tried to log in, and the log in attempt would expire after 5 min, making it impossible to log in. All of which could be avoided if they would let me use a 2fa app.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

cookies, firefox has protection against trackers, go to your bank site and click in the shield an the top left and disable it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’ve configured 2FA with my bank using verification codes (can’t think of the proper name, it’s that Authy-/Google-style 2FA c. 2010) but then never utilizes it — it pretends that’s not set up and requests the SMS code. 🫠

[–] dbx12 3 points 5 months ago

The thing you are thinking about is called TOTP or timed one time password.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If bitwarden is too complicated, keepass is out of the picture

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How could you be simpler than keepass? Like, there's more advanced features, but for basic function, its just a password to access a list of passwords.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

...its just a password to access a list of passwords.

Unless you never thought of, implemented, regularly did and regularly tested your backup of the database. Or... try to use it on more than one device - maybe even at the same time.

That's the main problem with KeePass. It's nice to have it offline, fully under your control and out of the cloud, but that comes with some responsibilities on your end. And now think of how the average user solves this. If you're tech savvy enough, KeePass is great!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You technically only need it on one device if you don't want to be able to copy/paste or use the autotype feature. Which works fine until you lose or break that one device or upgrade to a new one and forgot you needed to transfer your passwords or delete your database because you didn't remember what it was and wanted to free up space.

And Bitwarden has scary things like "self-hosting".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It works fine with Syncthing so long as you only ever have the database open on one device at a time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You can have it open on multiple at a time if you are not editing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Setup syncthing between the computers. If the person is not tech savy enough, they can always force the tech savy enough person they know to set it up for them. The are no problems with the tech, people just dont know it exists. Even if you don't or can't use syncthing (iOS users), you can just be stupid and put it in the cloud.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I work with programmers and devops people who think BitWarden is too complicated. I get it when it comes to the product team and BAs, but even then.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I have a friend who works for a local, but widespread bank, and got to head up their digital security and IT stuff. Not sure what all it encompasses, but he quickly found out that it was a lot, and the previous guy quit because he had had enough bullshit.

Long story shorter, after a particularly bad week, he decided to just.... Stop doing his job.

Kept all their legal stuff and sensitive info under lock and key, but the smaller stuff, he just let it go. Went on vacation, turned everything off, didn't do everything for a temporary replacement (which isn't even his job, it's hr's) and spent a week playing video games and spending time with his wife and baby.

Several employees just in his building basically ended up doing nothing by the end of the first day because they had locked themselves out of the system.

By day 3 there were several lines that couldn't be used by the tellers in every branch, older employees were bricking their systems so fast, construction workers started taking notes.

By the end of the week they had people showing up at his door to try and contact him since nobody could get ahold of him. Some legit thought he was dead.

His first words when he got into the office on Monday, we're "THAT is why you pay me."

And after that, he was given 3 people to help out (he had been asking for 4) and they had a company come in and redo a lot of the computer systems that year.

Still works for the bank, still has a team although I think they're bigger now since they've opened a few more branches, and still tells that story at every gathering after his one single beer gets him tipsy.

Is it just me, or do programmers only come in "lightweight" and "Rivals Þor in trying to drink the oceans dry" varieties?

[–] joby 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me, or do programmers only come in "lightweight" and "Rivals Þor in trying to drink the oceans dry" varieties?

Somehow I manage to be both. My alcohol tolerance is very high (which is great... I like a little buzz but never want to be actually drunk), but for me, one toke is over the line.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One toke is over the line? Sweet Jesus!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'm the same way. I take like a quarter hit and I'm alright. The whole puff? Gone for hours.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Somehow I can tell that this story didn’t go down in the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Surprisingly, in the Midwest.

[–] firelizzard 1 points 4 months ago

Two cocktails will get me tipsy, two beers if they’re strong, but I can drink an entire bottle of vodka (over the course of 2-3 hours) without blacking out. Or at least I could in college, I’m not looking to try again.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And what email are you sending us in from?

Outlook

And which Outlook email account are you sending that from

Outlook

For your Outlook account does it say something like [email protected]?

No it just says Outlook

.......

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"What do you tell someone to type when you want them to send you an email?" should work if the person has irl or phone social connections, which is still the case for a lot of older folks

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You would think that wouldn't you? However you may be surprised to learn, they responded with outlook.com

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I'm not surprised, just disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I'm glad you get it!

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Email address" is the phrase you're looking for!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Yes no clearly clearly. I never would have tried that. Thank you for your insight. I don't know how I would have missed that. No clue just pure flabbergasted over here

[–] onlinepersona 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The "what do we even pay you for?" is just like with projects:

"why isn't this finished yet?"
We have to add tests and make sure we've tried to cover our bases.
"that's not necessary, if it works now, just release it" That's not-
"I don't care, I pay the bills"
Sure thing boss.
*a few weeks later* "This thing doesn't work"
Yeah, it's what we wanted to test.
"Well why didn't you?"
😐

Anti Commercial-AI license

[–] Hexarei 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Somehow there's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

The company I work for doesn't advertise, we live and die by our reputation.

Also: ship it, let the customer complain if they find it.

...ffs

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, we do have a !talesfromtechsupport community (link). Looks like the mod is inactive and the community doesn't have that many subscribers

Maybe we can try making a new one here on programming.dev

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Touche, I get your point, indeed there's a lot of tech supporty posts however narrowing the community is only good when it has enough content

How about we wait out on fragmentation for flagship community of the instance until it starts to get at least 5 posts/day (30 posts/week)?


For lurkers hoarding high quality content for this community, this is your sign to press the button "New post"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I wouldn’t have thought that content suitable for talesfromtechsupport would be acceptable here. As the description says,

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

Customer support is not usually related to programming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For lurkers hoarding high quality content for this community, this is your sign to press the button "New post"

I've never really had good ideas to post

Even on reddit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

if your coworker shared smt or you see smt online that made you chuckle, it's good enough to repost it on lemmy. Dont' overthink it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh I don't mind it, I like the post :)

I was thinking that there might be a lot of Lemmy users working in such roles, without a place (that I know of) to share those stories

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of this story of the wifi that only worked when it rained

https://predr.ag/blog/wifi-only-works-when-its-raining/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If you want to know my comment, that's an idiotic question.