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Alcohol is my way to turn myself on and off again (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] joby 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me, or do programmers only come in "lightweight" and "Rivals Þor in trying to drink the oceans dry" varieties?

Somehow I manage to be both. My alcohol tolerance is very high (which is great... I like a little buzz but never want to be actually drunk), but for me, one toke is over the line.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One toke is over the line? Sweet Jesus!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm the same way. I take like a quarter hit and I'm alright. The whole puff? Gone for hours.