tyler

Carrying it in public can mean literally displaying it in your front yard in many jurisdictions, so I don’t really agree with your assessment.

You could use hydrogen, which is less dense than helium. Then if it catches on fire like the Hindenburg you’d already be in the water.

It was illegal to own one? I understand using it or carrying in public, but literally owning one???

It was nothing more than a novelty after about a day and a half, even with the WiFi module.

Huh? What corporate entity?

I don’t understand, I have a filter set on like three of those words and this post still made it through.

The word partner has multiple meanings.

the whole post is satire. it's all a joke. It goes from incredibly divisive things to things you'd never reject from a candidate.

I would consider the tasks you’ve mentioned to just be part of your day-to-day work

I mean, that's the joke... just like doing code reviews is literally part of your everyday work. The joke is that the first few things are things that are very divisive and then they get increasingly more ridiculous including individual accountability and code ownership. In regards to the rest of your post, I don't think I've ever heard that called "individual accountability". Individual accountability is exactly what it says in the dictionary:

the fact of being responsible for what you do and able to give a satisfactory reason for it, or the degree to which this happens:

There were furious demands for greater police accountability.

Accountability is important these days, and managers aren't always willing to adopt risky strategies.

a situation in which someone is responsible for things that happen and can give a satisfactory reason for them:

The organization suffers from a lack of accountability.

greater/increased/more accountability The public has been demanding greater accountability from lawmakers.

If the people around you are using accountability in the way you described, then they're just morons who make up shit.

tens of millions of dollars is a pittance to a country the size of the USA... you do realize that's less than a dollar per person even if you actually spent hundreds of millions, right?

Wow. This video was great. Thank you!!

anyone voting G2 hasn't used one recently, or hasn't used literally any other pens in that time. I think the G2 is the absolute worst one on the list. At least the bic doesn't pretend to be able to write very well.