They're trying to put hardworking fanartists out of business by making their cartoon animals horny themselves
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First they came for the NSFW artists...
came
Pokémon had Gardevoir
This is Vaporeon erasure.
The internet when a vaguely girl-shaped Pokemon exists:
UOOORGH I WANNA FUCK IT 
i dont even understand the vaporeon thing, it literally is not even vaguely girl-shaped. it is a fish fox.
Because:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
THIS IS THE HEXBEAR VPD PUT DOWN YOUR KEYBOARD OR WE OPEN FIRE
Why did I make myself read that again?
SIMON WHYYYY
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Lmao I can’t believe this hasn’t been removed yet
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
What if we had pokemon but with gun and lots of sex?
Reminds me of 
I've been thinking of doing a Ralph Bakshi night but all of his cartoons are extremely horny.
Bakshi was a goddamn genius who was brave enough to ask "what if cats were just as horny but construction workers with human dicks and tits?" And then doubled his his artistic impact by accidentally giving a pedophile a huge platform to attract children.
And then doubled his his artistic impact by accidentally giving a pedophile a huge platform to attract children.
Wait what
The short-short version, which might leave out some important details:
Ralph Bakshi launched Jon Kidsfeelgoodsy's career with a revival of the Jetsons and got him some major recognition working on Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures.
Using recognition from Ralph Bakshi projects, Jon K and a number of other animators formed Spümcø and created Ren and Stimpy. Ren and Stimpy influenced a lot of young animators who idolized Jon K and who were into a rather unhealthy (albeit, incredibly entertaining) style of animation.
After being fired by Nickelodeon, Jon K remained a cartoon icon for the obscure masses. Unfortunately, Jon K used his celebrity and the youth/weirdness of these aspiring animators to begin grooming and sexually abusing them as teenagers in the late '90s. Jon K eventually released a non-apology in 2018 admitting that he was a serial abuser but it wasn't his fault because he has poor impulse-control.
Since 2006, Kricfalusi has maintained a personal blog dedicated to cartoons and animation. There, he popularized the term "CalArts style", a pejorative which was later used by others to criticize a widespread 2010s cartoon aesthetic.
Huh, there's a connection I never would have thought would be made.
I was always really drawn to Jon K's unique approach to animation and it really sucked to learn he was a piece.
all of his cartoons are extremely horny.
~~Yeah you know there's gotta be someone out there getting worked up over those 13 dwarves~~
E) Was thinking Rankin/Bass with that one, Bakshi did the 1978 LoTR movie
Yeah I think LotR was probably his least horny movie just because there's really not that many women he could put in bikinis, but most of his work has at least one Holi Wood type character.
Lord of the Rings is entirely non horny and Wizards is just sorta horny (I think, I've promised to never ever watch that movie without psychedelics or ketamine)
Elinore is pretty horny.
That's about it tho. Which by Bakshi standards is saying a lot
This movie was something def not meant to be seen by a child me but I loved it and it's unhinged horniness.
Yeah, I watched this on family movie night. I think the assumption at the Blockbuster was that this was just something like Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Jessica Rabbit's boobs walked so Cool World could run
The game doesn't seem too bad to me from what I've seen. It's about as edgy as Bart Simpson
The worst thing about it was that my first thoughts on seeing gameplay were: "another Fortnite clone".
Gardevoir isn't even the horny one, Salazzle is
lmao this thing is just Salazzle but slightly more explicit about it
It's literally just Salazzle
Gardevoir has a pretty design though, regardless of horny stuff, this thing is kinda ugly.
Ugly people also deserve to be horny
I was already sure this game was going to be complete garbage but now I'm even more sure. "Pokemon but cringe" was never going to be good
It’s pokemon but with the quiet part loud.
The "Lena Hyena" pokémon