Crowtee_Robot

She died on that Florida parking lot but she smelled great!

I'm a communist because the only way I'm ever going to see Europe is if I'm forcibly deported there.

Sexual tension with your hot coworkers...in space!

Reap what you sow, you tea-sipping bog monsters.

This is what runs through Dilbert's head as he sits in his fourth meeting of the day.

"Actors are blameless because they live in a literal fantasy land," is a hell of a way to defend pulling the trigger on a loaded gun and killing someone.

What a tiresome election year.

Missouri's gonna party like it's 1839.

If Scott Adams channeled even half of this type of energy into Dilbert that strip would be amazing.

As with most flag burning, the intent is to express extreme dissatisfaction, so any burning flag emoji essentially says, "fuck this country/political/economic entity and the evils it has wrought".

The man invented the Internet and this is how we repaid him? This country...