thefartographer

No one puts baby in the corner

My proposal for the new state motto

The only way that notorious piss-baby, Greg Abbott, can win an election is by telling the fed to fuck off, losing, but then campaigning on both telling the fed to fuck off and taking credit for other people's work.

Hey! You're wrong for more than one reason:

1. We're Texas and we can do whatever we want! 1+1. We can too count good!

I know my mom wasn't a human being. She was an angel! Except for when she was abusing me horrifically. What do you call some sort of bipedal mammal that exists between heaven and hell and can destroy me with one sentence?

That sounds like some deep state antifa talk. You probably use dark money to build your space lasers! QUIT SENDING HURRICANES THAT WON'T HURT ANYONE TO KILL EVERYONE WHERE CLIMATE CHANGE ISN'T REAL!!!

If you listen to their emotion instead of their words, it starts to make a lot more sense. Kinda like watching your Sims have a conversation and then randomly kiss or slap each other.

The Republican’s campaign on Thursday filed a Federal Election Commission complaint accusing The Washington Post of making “Illegal Corporate In-Kind Contributions” to Harris.

The campaign based its accusation on a Semafor report which said that the Post, as part of a ramped-up paid advertising campaign on social media, highlighted numerous articles critical of Trump versus more neutral coverage of the Democratic nominee.

The FEC complaint alleges that Semafor’s report indicates that the Post “is conducting a dark money corporate campaign in opposition to President Donald J. Trump.”

Adolf Hitler comes back from the dead, sues media outlets in zombie court for calling him "literally Hitler"

"I'M NOT WILLING TO FIGHT YOU! I'LL KILL YOU FOR DECLARING BATTLE!

I don't see what's so difficult to understand. If you can't retire at 60, try again at 90. At 120, you really should consider an alternative. If you have to wait until 150, retirement will likely be a lower-priority issue. \s

I wrote this quickly while going on the toilet. Just thought I'd share.

$7K a year ago

Was that before or after she threw away all of the M&Ms with Ws on them?