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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

He would feel threatened if a creepy woman TSA agent did this to him too. It's much more rare, but it's a better argument for these kinds of people. I've seen this response countless times. Banned from r/conservative for "threatening" users lol.

Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

They're not like children, they're just narcissists.

It's the attitude of: "If I do something bad to you, you should be flattered. But don't you dare do that to me!"

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

creepy woman TSA agent

No need to even be creepy. If this is a white dude, just have a black agent do the same. I bet he'll be so fucking freaked out that he'll call the cops right then.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, hit his homophobic ass with the theoretical hyper-masculine leather daddy hitting on him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Satisfying to argue but doesn't work either on these 6th grade debate ability folks. You make a 7th grade argument, not an adult one if you want to help him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not everything is a debate. The dude is just an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Actually if you're a Democrat you have to act perfectly all the time. This guy's a Republican so it's totally fine to be a child.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Men (especially young boys) are more likely to be victims of random violence.

Women tend to receive violence from friends and family in the home.

For whatever that's worth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're missing the context of WHEN THEY ARE the targets. Women are more often on the receiving end for both. Just because one gender gets one type of violence more often, still doesn't mean they receive more instances of it over the other.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well, you see. The man has a penis, therefore he is at higher risk of violence than women.

Wait, no. It's the opposite.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cis men experience more of every non-sexual form of violence than cis women on average, to the point where they experience more incidents of overall violence.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (7 children)

The fun part is when you start digging into where that violence is coming from....

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A lot of trans women who possess penises are at extreme risk of violence from men.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of an episode of "Cheers." Cliff calls a woman and starts heavy breathing into the phone, then he's surprised when she hangs up.

"My mom always laughs when I do it to her!"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I recently discovered that, at the beginning of Cheers, Cliff was some five years younger than I currently am, and I'm not happy about this AT ALL.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw this one posted recently. Two British actors, both 34 in their respective photographs. One is Sean Connery, born in 1960 so the photo was taken in 1964/65, the other is Thomas Brodie Sangster, born in 1990.

Both actors are 34, they don't look the same age

Sean Connery's path to 34 involved a lot more drinking and smoking. Sangster presumably has a skincare routine. But, still, it's striking.

P.S. That isn't Connery's natural hair.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Christ, that's astonishing.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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