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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Literally paying to work

[–] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The fact that I’m wondering if it serious or a joke, is worrisome…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

It's definitely a joke or some sort of weird art statement, the only thing that bothers me is that I once got my decade-old account banned from LinkedIn for posting a job that they decided was discriminatory because it had a language requirement, and yet somehow this has passed their filters?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago

Apply just to not pay and have the position terminated

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

The successful candidate

[–] [email protected] 385 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They finally found a way to make money off of AI

[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well... it's not an unpaid internship, we're just not splitting hairs on who's getting paid.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Hungary unofficially have pay for internship positions thanks to extremely corrupt HR departments, and internship time mandates from colleges. Basically it ruined my dream of getting a college degree, because at my age especially, it would have cost me a small fortune.

[–] [email protected] 228 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Almost certainly, they're counting on their "audits" consisting of a script that looks for "$500 per week" in the descriotion to confirm that they're posting ads.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago

Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

Yes, that's the point.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Also bonus times for writing those prompts on company time.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[–] ulterno 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

(I'm only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

Edit: yep.I'm an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don't shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

$500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully "unpaid" vacation

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

United States

4 weeks of vacation

Lol

If the employee “works” every day of the year they earn -$26000

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago

Hey, sorry overworked employees. I posted an ad to fill a position so we have enough wiggle room to let you breathe for once, but no one applied. Well, back to work!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seriously though… is this shit real?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

Apparently this was some sort of job posting "experiment" from a couple of years ago.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago

Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Just change your company name to be [actual company name] dba AI Prompt Engineer College, call this a class, done.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

If you need to pay for something, it is a huge red flag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Does whatever country this is posted from not have a minimum wage? Screenshot says USA, I thought they did have one?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Yes, but since volunteering is a thing, they may think they're in the clear. Doubt they are though.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

No, but it's something similar. It's stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I get that the glib answer will be "so they can make money"

But what is the actual thought process they are pretending to go through here? Cause the experience of being a prompt engineer is not some sought after experience like how people pay to be movie PAs for free or work as an artist assistant.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

That people would be so excited to "get their foot in the door of th prompt engineering job market" that theyd pay for the opportunity

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Cross posting this to shitty million dollar ideas. This is the kind of out of the box thinking that we need to increase corporate profits and pump up those numbers. You are a real go getter here. good job.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I’m very been a Netflix employee for years.

[–] kn0wmad1c 10 points 1 day ago

I wonder if this job is targeted to a specific person so that the person it's for will apply, but no one else will

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