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[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 minutes ago

The fact that I’m wondering if it serious or a joke, is worrisome…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 47 minutes ago

The successful candidate

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 hours ago

Apply just to not pay and have the position terminated

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well... it's not an unpaid internship, we're just not splitting hairs on who's getting paid.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago

Hungary unofficially have pay for internship positions thanks to extremely corrupt HR departments, and internship time mandates from colleges. Basically it ruined my dream of getting a college degree, because at my age especially, it would have cost me a small fortune.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago

Just change your company name to be [actual company name] dba AI Prompt Engineer College, call this a class, done.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 16 hours ago

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

[–] [email protected] 357 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They finally found a way to make money off of AI

[–] [email protected] 3 points 56 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously though… is this shit real?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 17 hours ago

Apparently this was some sort of job posting "experiment" from a couple of years ago.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 18 hours ago

Hey, sorry overworked employees. I posted an ad to fill a position so we have enough wiggle room to let you breathe for once, but no one applied. Well, back to work!

[–] [email protected] 216 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago

Almost certainly, they're counting on their "audits" consisting of a script that looks for "$500 per week" in the descriotion to confirm that they're posting ads.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 21 hours ago

Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

[–] [email protected] 34 points 20 hours ago

Yes, that's the point.

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 16 hours ago

Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 19 hours ago

Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

[–] [email protected] 134 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[–] ulterno 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[–] [email protected] 37 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

No, but it's something similar. It's stupid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Unless there's actual hidden value here (possible), it's more like a joke. Chickens rarely cross the road and they're not getting paid.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Does whatever country this is posted from not have a minimum wage? Screenshot says USA, I thought they did have one?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Yes, but since volunteering is a thing, they may think they're in the clear. Doubt they are though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

If you need to pay for something, it is a huge red flag.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I get that the glib answer will be "so they can make money"

But what is the actual thought process they are pretending to go through here? Cause the experience of being a prompt engineer is not some sought after experience like how people pay to be movie PAs for free or work as an artist assistant.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 hours ago

Someone posted above that this was from a couple years ago and done as a test to see who would respond to this type of ad sort of thing.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

I’m very been a Netflix employee for years.

[–] kn0wmad1c 10 points 18 hours ago

I wonder if this job is targeted to a specific person so that the person it's for will apply, but no one else will

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago

Cross posting this to shitty million dollar ideas. This is the kind of out of the box thinking that we need to increase corporate profits and pump up those numbers. You are a real go getter here. good job.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Besides the obvious ripoff, is there some sort of fraudulent or tax reason why they would make the employee pay for it?

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