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Dream job! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[–] ulterno 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No if you know they're gonna have to check, then you've worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.

You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.