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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We buy a lot of goldfish in this house. More than most people reading this, I can just about guarantee it.

Please allow me to remind everyone that even Goldfish has gone the shrinkflation route. Maybe if their sales are dipping it's because of their anti-consumer practices.

Not only did the price we paid go up in recent years, but also they changed the size of the large cartons from 30 oz to 27.3 oz.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Quarterly profit margins demand YOUR sacrifice.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Im glad their marketing department still does drugs. Makes life less boring.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Is this a ploy to bankrupt the company?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

been a goldfish fan for years. change the name all you want. dont fuck with the product

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'm trying to wrap my head around not wanting changes to shitty orange crackers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

just dont buy/eat them. best way to keep them away from you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Who here actually thinks "goldfish? That's for kids."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'm an elder millennial and I have had absolutely no problem buying goldfish into adulthood. With this change, i'll inevitably be calling them Chilly SeeBas, so idk how much more adult they're going for in my demographic

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Article from 6 months from now:

"Cracker maker Pepperidge Farms filed for a motion to dismiss the class action lawsuit brought against the company by buyers of its 'Chilean Sea Bass Crackers' and the FDA, and the FTC. The crackers contained zero Chilean Sea Bass putting the company's actions clearly in the area of False Advertising and Fraud. When reached for comment the spokesperson for Pepperidge Farms responded 'Its just a prank, bro!'"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Elon Musk didn't buy the company did he? This is the dumbest business decision since he changed Twitter's name to X.

Or did someone just post their April fool's joke way too late?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

i present Y, the new goldfish. The offical snack of X for all my smoothbrain followers

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A sea bass? No, wait - it's at least a C+!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Throws 400 bells at you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Chilean Sea Bass? Ok, The Onion is losing their touch. Yes, it's absurd, but it's unrealistic. This wouldn't happen in real life."

Not the onion

........wait, what?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s the same as when IHOP renamed themselves the International House of Burgers to promote their stupid burger menu then immediately changed back.

I’d love to know how much stunts like this actually convince anyone to consciously or unconsciously purchase more of whatever the marketing team is being paid to promote (I’m guessing nowhere near enough to cover their salaries and the stunt itself).

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

And people say advertising dont work

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are they at least ill-tempered?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chilean Mutant Sea Bass Crackers

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

They could at least strap a frickin laser beam on their head

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How does this appeal to people? I like goldfish the same. Though Whales are cheaper and taste okie.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Well I don't even like goldfish crackers but if I can I will buy some for other people. That name makes them the perfect guest offering

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

just a marketing stunt. but watch, when 'goldfish' come back into the stores afterwords.. they're in smaller packages.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

According to another comment, the sea bass version will only be for sale online. There will be no coming back to stores, normal goldfish won't be leaving stores at all.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Most regulatory agencies classify Chilean sea bass as “overfished,”...

https://www.allthingsnature.org/is-chilean-sea-bass-endangered.htm

They changed the name to something which is morally not cool to eat.

Did they put an an "AI" in charge of marketing?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

morals never effected most peoples eating habits, honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the average American would eat homosapien if it was properly prepared.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

How many millions did they pay to some yuppie marketing firm to come up with this jack-assery.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

As a millennial, I'm going to just not buy goldfish crackers for awhile because this is dumb.

But also I haven't been buying them because I'm on a diet and I could eat an entire gallon container in one sitting if left to my own devices.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Baked Chilean Sea Bass crackers sounds dank as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (9 children)

They're temporarily renaming them "Chilean Sea Bass Crackers".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Well, it's clear they've spared no expense.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

For one week. And they can only be bought online.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do they still taste like sad, slightly burnt air?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

No, now they taste that sad slightly burnt air with a tablespoon of salt.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

If I saw the new and old bags next to each other, I probably wouldn't even notice the difference before reading this headline lol. It's basically the same.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Spared no expense.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the type of announcement you'd expect to hear on April 1st. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

announcement

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