Kalkaline

Yo! France, we might need your help.

That would have been 1992-1996 somewhere in there.

You need to talk to someone about your risk tolerance. Clearly you're not willing to accept short term losses and you're going to be prone to panic selling and holding cash when you could be buying dips. Your risk tolerance does not match your portfolio.

I got to calculus 2 and proceeded to forget everything through algebra II once I took a break from math for a semester.

Wild headline, I can't even imagine the horror of living in a country like that.

I imagine there are very few truly unique experiences in this life and that someone has likely been through exactly what you're going through in a different time and place.

I'm pretty dumb, so I don't understand this one.

What's up with Lemmy getting me to look up guns today?

Yeah, it's a similar reason your wear a helmet on a bicycle/motorcycle, if a car hits you doing 50+ MPH you're probably done for regardless of whether you're wearing a helmet. If you go over your handle bars face first into the pavement doing 10 MPH it keeps that injury from being catastrophic.

There are no good guys, we're all big piles of shit just faking being good.

So weird that we have all these massive once in a lifetime storms. At least we know it's not climate change because that's fake, must be space lasers or contrails.

This is false, he used a plastic bag to protect the couch from his semen and lube, the couch was completely unharmed. Please stop spreading these falsehoods that he ruined the couch.