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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was that the samurai that sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that an event that occured?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

don't think so but it could have. the fax machine was patented in 1843, 22 years before Lincoln was shot, although the first commercial service was started up the same year he died.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Nope, not really, it's another meme I've seen that this reminded me of. Same kind of premise, look at all these dates that overlap kind of thing. Fax machine invented, samurai still a thing, Lincoln still a thing, therefore samurai sent fax to Lincoln.

Since this one brought up the samurai too, I just thought it would be funny to merge them together and have the samurai in this party be that same one that supposedly sent the fax.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I built a one-shot around this idea on a heavily-modded Tiny D6 system, letting people choose which of the 4 they wanted to be with variants like wealthy or scientific Victorian, captain or gunner pirate, disgraced or retired Samurai, cattle driver or 49'er, and so forth. I set it in San Francisco to get some good conflux of cultures.

Of my 4 players, 3 of them chose to be rich Victorians. facepalm

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Rip, gotta find new players

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Well, you just gotta only allow one archetype per team, figure out a system for the players to draft their choice fairly, and then let the chips fall where they may.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

There's a holodeck episode in there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a cowboy in Dracula

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

...that's exactly where my imagination went first, and then onward to the league of extraordinary gentlemen, and then i started brainstorming elements for my eberron campaign...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Cool idea, except the pirates wouldn't be part of it cuz the era you're calling the "old west" didn't start in 1800 - westward expansion was in its early beginnings then. The classic era of gunslingers and saloons and stuff was really a very brief period between the Civil War and the 1890s. Another forgotten bit of trivia about that time is that around 25% of cowboys then were black.

[–] odium 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

According to that image French privateering ended before two of those other things started, right?

Am I missing something?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

I think that's why they specified an "elderly" privateer - past their glory days.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That‘s the reason for elderly French pirate. The people involved didn’t just disappear because privateering ended.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Wait, you're telling me that privateers don't just grow into the hulls of their ships like Bill Turner?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some say there are pirates to this very day, and that they sail a sea that holds no water

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy_off_the_coast_of_Somalia

There are pirates right now, and they are sailing on water.

They just don't , you know, dress up like old timey pirates.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

And there's also pirates right now who are downloading stuff they don't own.

[–] odium 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh, ic. That does appear to be what OOP meant.

Would you still call them a pirate though? More of an ex-pirate imo. If someone was a blacksmith in their 20s and is now a chef in their 60s. You would not call them an elderly blacksmith.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elderly French pirate so they would be in in their 60s or more

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think a pirate being as young as 12 would have been impossible, so they could be in their 50s too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

John King was somewhere from eight to eleven when he became a pirate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"Gunslinger" is largely going to be after 1865, after the US Civil War. Revolvers as we know them in the old west only existed after the 1850s. The first revolvers that you would call a revolver would be about 1835. So you don't really have the overlap for French privateer, unless it's a former privateer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

...i think that's why it says elderly french pirate: he was formidable in his youth, but that was four decades ago...

^(revolvers^ ^may^ ^rule^ ^the^ ^day^ ^but^ ^a^ ^well-timed^ ^flintlock^ ^will^ ^still^ ^f*ck^ ^you^ ^up)^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[off topic?]

"Red Sun" Toshiro Mifune and Charles Bronson. After bandits steal a sword being carried to Washington, a samurai and a gunslinger must unite to bring it home.

https://youtu.be/MdtyruRMlns

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is one of my favorite underrated gems of a cowboy movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

If you haven't seen it, 'The Wild Bunch' with William Holden is a great ride.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I keep saying I'm going to play a PC based on Kingo Nonaka.

But in my version he would have also briefly been a Pacific ocean pirate during his journey from Japan to Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I imagine he worked something like this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Or you play a system that has build a world where the age of exploration, king Arthur, the Russian revolution, the hanseatic league, the itialian city states, the spanish inquisition, and much more are all happening at the same time.

7th Sea has some wacky world building, but it stays realistic enough to be quite believable and coherent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was going to guess Rifts because I've heard crazy things about their setting, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

RIFTS is set in the future, 300 years after an apocalypse brought magic back to earth

It's fantasy + sci fi