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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was that the samurai that sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is that an event that occured?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

don't think so but it could have. the fax machine was patented in 1843, 22 years before Lincoln was shot, although the first commercial service was started up the same year he died.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nope, not really, it's another meme I've seen that this reminded me of. Same kind of premise, look at all these dates that overlap kind of thing. Fax machine invented, samurai still a thing, Lincoln still a thing, therefore samurai sent fax to Lincoln.

Since this one brought up the samurai too, I just thought it would be funny to merge them together and have the samurai in this party be that same one that supposedly sent the fax.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I built a one-shot around this idea on a heavily-modded Tiny D6 system, letting people choose which of the 4 they wanted to be with variants like wealthy or scientific Victorian, captain or gunner pirate, disgraced or retired Samurai, cattle driver or 49'er, and so forth. I set it in San Francisco to get some good conflux of cultures.

Of my 4 players, 3 of them chose to be rich Victorians. facepalm

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Rip, gotta find new players

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Well, you just gotta only allow one archetype per team, figure out a system for the players to draft their choice fairly, and then let the chips fall where they may.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

There's a holodeck episode in there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a cowboy in Dracula

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

...that's exactly where my imagination went first, and then onward to the league of extraordinary gentlemen, and then i started brainstorming elements for my eberron campaign...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Cool idea, except the pirates wouldn't be part of it cuz the era you're calling the "old west" didn't start in 1800 - westward expansion was in its early beginnings then. The classic era of gunslingers and saloons and stuff was really a very brief period between the Civil War and the 1890s. Another forgotten bit of trivia about that time is that around 25% of cowboys then were black.

[–] odium 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

According to that image French privateering ended before two of those other things started, right?

Am I missing something?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

I think that's why they specified an "elderly" privateer - past their glory days.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That‘s the reason for elderly French pirate. The people involved didn’t just disappear because privateering ended.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Wait, you're telling me that privateers don't just grow into the hulls of their ships like Bill Turner?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some say there are pirates to this very day, and that they sail a sea that holds no water

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy_off_the_coast_of_Somalia

There are pirates right now, and they are sailing on water.

They just don't , you know, dress up like old timey pirates.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And there's also pirates right now who are downloading stuff they don't own.

[–] odium 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh, ic. That does appear to be what OOP meant.

Would you still call them a pirate though? More of an ex-pirate imo. If someone was a blacksmith in their 20s and is now a chef in their 60s. You would not call them an elderly blacksmith.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Elderly French pirate so they would be in in their 60s or more

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think a pirate being as young as 12 would have been impossible, so they could be in their 50s too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

John King was somewhere from eight to eleven when he became a pirate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Gunslinger" is largely going to be after 1865, after the US Civil War. Revolvers as we know them in the old west only existed after the 1850s. The first revolvers that you would call a revolver would be about 1835. So you don't really have the overlap for French privateer, unless it's a former privateer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

...i think that's why it says elderly french pirate: he was formidable in his youth, but that was four decades ago...

^(revolvers^ ^may^ ^rule^ ^the^ ^day^ ^but^ ^a^ ^well-timed^ ^flintlock^ ^will^ ^still^ ^f*ck^ ^you^ ^up)^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[off topic?]

"Red Sun" Toshiro Mifune and Charles Bronson. After bandits steal a sword being carried to Washington, a samurai and a gunslinger must unite to bring it home.

https://youtu.be/MdtyruRMlns

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is one of my favorite underrated gems of a cowboy movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If you haven't seen it, 'The Wild Bunch' with William Holden is a great ride.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I keep saying I'm going to play a PC based on Kingo Nonaka.

But in my version he would have also briefly been a Pacific ocean pirate during his journey from Japan to Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I imagine he worked something like this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or you play a system that has build a world where the age of exploration, king Arthur, the Russian revolution, the hanseatic league, the itialian city states, the spanish inquisition, and much more are all happening at the same time.

7th Sea has some wacky world building, but it stays realistic enough to be quite believable and coherent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was going to guess Rifts because I've heard crazy things about their setting, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

RIFTS is set in the future, 300 years after an apocalypse brought magic back to earth

It's fantasy + sci fi