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I love root beer, but not Mug. That stuff is awful.

It's insidious!

But that much root beer would raise the sea level! Then again it would make the sea near europe mildly root beer flavored for a while...

Asking the real questions here

He saved the world. He somehow made a truly infinite renewable resource and we used it for energy, water, and growing crops.

Which is what I'd like people to say about me, but their hitmen are after me. They know my gift would not even ruin them, but even that small threat to a loss of profit is too much for them.

I'm on the run, but wherever I go, I try to help those in need of a crisp refreshing beverage. They can't root me out, you beerter believe it.

Coming this summer: Mug Shot

Could you push people in the pirtal?

Day 982. I have accepted my fate. I will never escape the Mug dimension. I drink another root beer. It tastes like blood. I'm glad for the new sensation.

I’m having a mug moment.

Sounds very funny to English ears, as it happens.

Root beer is alcohol free.

I use arch btw.

Rowling lives in Scotland though

Then it's too easy a decision!

But do you like England even less?

You could always start a root beer stand or something and sell the unlimited root beer with no overhead.

While I normally don't give the Brits much credit, gotta say NI is not being held in the UK against its collective will. Your imagined cruel English oppressor holding on to land by force, opposing the will of the local population, is out of date in the 21st century.

Almost all Brit politicians would love to be the PM at the time of Irish unification.

Since 1998, the NI Secretary is obliged by treaty to carry out a referendum for unification as soon as polling indicates there's a reasonable chance it would get a yes majority.

It just hasn't happened yet. It probably will, within a few decades.