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Where can you get the infinite root beer?
Can you summon them anywhere you want? Can you summon them inside other people to kill them?
Can you only summon them right in front of you?
Is there just a place that when you take one, another one appears? If so, what would happen if you held your hand where it was supposed to appear?
For all 4 cases, what happens to the air where the cans appear?
Is there just a portal from where you can put your hand in to grsb the beer? Could you push people in the pirtal?
Asking the real questions here
He saved the world. He somehow made a truly infinite renewable resource and we used it for energy, water, and growing crops.
Which is what I'd like people to say about me, but their hitmen are after me. They know my gift would not even ruin them, but even that small threat to a loss of profit is too much for them.
I'm on the run, but wherever I go, I try to help those in need of a crisp refreshing beverage. They can't root me out, you beerter believe it.
Coming this summer: Mug Shot
Just surround yourself with cans at all times. If someone is trying to attack you, constantly replace the cans
Day 982. I have accepted my fate. I will never escape the Mug dimension. I drink another root beer. It tastes like blood. I'm glad for the new sensation.
Hammer space rules apply.
Manifesting them 1000s of feet in the air could be fun.
Anywhere.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
There can be, just request it.
Bad things, just don't do it.
It stays with you, if you do it in a small, sealed room, the pressure would slightly increase.
It's an option.
Yes, but it takes a long time to get everything through. A premature baby might fit through whole, just don't get it close to the edges, you can use a stable jig to make it easier. The other side has excellent medical technology. The baby won't be able to come back if it stays too long so it doesn't fit anymore, but it's a very good environment to grow up in and you can use the portal to facetime.
If the third answer is "yes" why would anyone choose the other option when you could just kill everyone in the UK with beer?