glizzyguzzler

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You’re missing out, it gets hot and heavy under the optics bench after lab hours

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You don’t remember the ol’ twist n’ yank method from your EE days??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Sounds like Big Clay is pressuring you to keep quiet

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What wacky shenanigans will Gabe and the gang get up to during their struggle for dignity and freedom from class oppression??

source: idk someone sent it to me, apologies original creator

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

PART OF BIG CLAY???? WHAT DO YOU KNOW????????? WHO SENT YOU????? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I’m pretty sure kitties can have a little cheeseburger, as a treat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

We love NOT calling 811 and digging 30 ft down

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Illuviation… or illuminati??? What does S. Loam know??????

You are clearly an industry insider (pedologist with decade of experience), keep your ear to the soil and let the world know if you hear secrets (silt??) about the Loam crime family (something something big clay doesn’t want you to know something something)

(Hope you enjoy the interest in soils even if it’s from shitlords)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

So you’re saying Sandy C. Loam is actively filling the swamp???? What kind of collusion is there between the government and the Loam family?????????

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

So Rich Top is turfing your area with 1/4” soil to cover up big clay????

Is Sandy Loam working with Rich Top????? Is Rich Top a pseudonym for Sandy C. Loam??? We already know the Loam family is rich

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You are;

Hidden in your post was sandy loam, who is she?? How is she related to Sandy C. Loam???? Who’s really pulling the strings here?????????? WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS??????????????????

 
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I split "slrpnk" like "slrp-nk" in my head and assumed it was something about beatniks but instead you're slurpin' (slurping what, I didn't know; I left that up to the peeps in the instance), hence I'd read "slurpnik" every time I saw the instance.

After seeing this community in the slurpnik instance I do see now that I've been denigrating y'all this entire time in my mind, and I just wanted to apologize.

Delete this if it's too offensive to be called slurpniks or if it's too off topic, thx!

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