You can’t break bedrock, unless you’re in creative. Also, something something bedrock is buggy.
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Just need some TNT, a lever, a trapdoor, and a bunch of patience.
How rich is Loam family??? We must dig deeper
SO following the money, you’ve uncovered evidence that Sandy C. Loam is the one really pulling the strings????
They're talking about species diversity of vegetative communities. SCL has slower drainage than SL, and there is an edge effect too, likely boosting diversity
So you’re saying Sandy C. Loam is actively filling the swamp???? What kind of collusion is there between the government and the Loam family?????????
I'm of two minds: on one hand, I want to play along with your little collusion comment. On the other hand, I'm a hardcore pedologist, with a decade of field experience.
Shitlord answer: D R A I N THE SWAMP! OVERTHROW THE GUBBERMENT!
Pedologist answer: The finer textures in the streamlets are likely from clays moving with the topography at the short scale, within the catena, via illuviation.
Illuviation… or illuminati??? What does S. Loam know??????
You are clearly an industry insider (pedologist with decade of experience), keep your ear to the soil and let the world know if you hear secrets (silt??) about the Loam crime family (something something big clay doesn’t want you to know something something)
(Hope you enjoy the interest in soils even if it’s from shitlords)
I absolutely enjoy the shitlord spin on soils. Keep them coming
Where was Sandy Loam on 9/11?
And who's paying her to keep quiet about it?!
9/11 was 23 years ago.
How old is Sandy Loam?
4 billion? Shit, she was probably in a retirement center on 9/11.
Digger/Excavator ❌️
Underground cable finder ✅️
Unexploded ordinance party popper.
We love NOT calling 811 and digging 30 ft down
Are we soil posting now?
You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!
Everything here is clay. We have like 1/4 inch of rich top soil. Then directly below that, red clay. Sucks in the summer because it bakes and turns to bricks because we're so hot and dry. Suck in the winter because it cannot hold water, so the yard turns into a pond any time we get more than a sprinkle. Don't get me started on pH.
So Rich Top is turfing your area with 1/4” soil to cover up big clay????
Is Sandy Loam working with Rich Top????? Is Rich Top a pseudonym for Sandy C. Loam??? We already know the Loam family is rich
Tag yourself im silly clay
PART OF BIG CLAY???? WHAT DO YOU KNOW????????? WHO SENT YOU????? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM
This new Rule hits hard.
Hey hey people
What is this part of the internet?? I need to know more so I can "avoid it forever"
Sounds like Big Clay is pressuring you to keep quiet
I feel personally responsible for this post.
You are;
Hidden in your post was sandy loam, who is she?? How is she related to Sandy C. Loam???? Who’s really pulling the strings here?????????? WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS??????????????????
It's all a giant conspiracy!!!