Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
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I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
replies in a train
That's the other puddle
Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
Fine... What's Bofa...
inhales
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ
Godamnit you did it.
gottm
Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!
*hate
Damn, our education system is so bad they didn't even teach you to count to fifty?
Username checks out.
What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
Fucked in the subway*
By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Nah, you read it right.
I was there, when ocelot stole the rail system from Rex.
Can't have shit in Shadow moses
I'll assume that I'm just missing a reference or three because the alternative is that I'm having a stroke.
The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?
WHAT A PRETTY MEME!
THE MISSION IS A FAILURE, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW
The only functioning trains the USA has are orgy trains.
Where do I get a ticket?
Your mom is handing them out for free.
No wonder I can't find any orgies... Nobody in this country knows how to run a train.
Can't have shit in ~~Detroit~~ America?
"How can three grown women not find a hookup between them?"
"They're - the economy is in shambles"
Clearly Katie has never heard of OnlyFans…
So stale and reposted it’s on KYM lol
…but I still chuckled i won’t lie
I should try that train to Krakow this summer...