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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

replies in a train

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That's the other puddle

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fine... What's Bofa...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

BOFA DEEZ NUTZ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

gottm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Godamnit you did it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!

*hate