Nikelui

joined 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

"Listen, I am an ancient eldritch god, not Santa Claus..."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

This is some Dark-level time paradox stuff.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Considering the size of an ant and the picture, I'd say at least 50x

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I live fairly up north and can confirm that fresh tomatoes do taste like water, even in summer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Isn't that the same thing?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, no. That's just a Trojan Horse, but with extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Can't be much worse than long-term side effects of obesity, though.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

As I read it it's basically a threat: "give us intel on the military or we will carpet bomb indiscriminately".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Possibly with walnuts and blue cheese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Which is the perfect climate to grow olive trees. The more arid, the better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked by this comment (leave my jar of milk alone 😂).

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