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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of when Kelloggs did an ad in the UK asking people share how they eat Corn Flakes on social media.

The top answer was put the Corn Flakes in a bowl and pour cold milk on top of it, big surprise.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They didn't use bots to upvote that one video from the internet's edgy gore phase, that includes a woman and eating cereal in a disgusting way? Very unlike the internet.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is wrong with people man wtf do you mean warm coffee cereal

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

¯\_(ツ)__🤌

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why the extra sugar? Is the cereal not sugary enough? Even the "healthy" cereals tend to have too much sugar, plus the milk has a bunch of sugar.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That doesnt seem terrible to me, but I also married someone who pours orange juice on their cereal. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well that's the most 'wtf' thing I've read on here in a few days.

btw you dropped this: \

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do you mean orange juice on oats? Because that apparently works and the two combined are healthy or whatever. Or do you mean full on cinnamon toast crunch, frosted flakes type shit? Frosted flakes doesn't actually sound that bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Oj is really not that healthy. It has a ton of calories and is almost pure sugar. As a type 2 I can't have any, and if I can't have it, then no one should, lol. God, please just let me drink oj and eat rasins again.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Even more proof that vtubers are degenerates.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Breakfast cereal with warm milk???? 🤢🤢🤢🤮

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright... Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Regarding hot or cold milk, it's up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it's supposed to start crunchy and get soggier as you get to the bottom. That is how you get the delicious cereal flavored milk to drink at the end. CEREAL FIRST ALWAYS!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

MY BODY WILL BE COLD IN THE GROUND BEFORE I EAT HOT CEREAL!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

AND MY ~~AXE~~ SPOON!

Seriously though. Cereal first, cold milk on top. I'll allow the solitary exception of adding cereal to your remaining milk when you only want a little more, or you used the last of the milk.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Coffee and additional, out of pocket sugar. Just go to Dunkin, for the love of God

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked by this comment (leave my jar of milk alone 😂).

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My breakfast is the same, just without milk or cereals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I sure hope you don't repeat until you're full

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Imma fight y'all.

No milk. Use fil (sour milk), yoghurt or something similar. Put cereal on top, no mixing. The cereal touching the "liquid" get soggy while the rest stays crisp giving the best texture heterogeneity. Berries are awesome, frozen a super convenient alternative. If using frozen mix these with dairy before adding cereal.

Your fermented dairy of choice brings a nice crispy and fresh acidity to the meal. And if it (still) have an active bacterial culture it is super good for your gut.

Muesli is best cereal.

Honey only approved sweetener.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Average YouTube cooking video

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  1. Heat the coffee
  2. Add a splash of coffee
  3. No sugar, just coffee
  4. No cereal, doughnuts
  5. Repeat until you're full
  6. Drink the leftover

If you don't do it this way, it's ok to be wrong

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Heart palpitations at breakfast let's gooooo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've got this beat. I love eating cheez-its with milk, like it's cereal. Absolute best way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave for disruption of the peace

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok I'm ngl that sounds like excellent.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Add yogurt to bowl

Add cereal to bowl

Stir

Enjoy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

A fellow truther.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I actually like it when my cereals get soggy. Most "crunchy" things are just annoyingly hard. Anything harder than a potato chip just sucks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

i agree on soggy cereal, especially on cinnamon crunch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

All I need is steps 2 and 6.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You know, just when I think I have reached self actualization I read a post like this.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I've been doing this for decades, I just omit steps 1 and 4.

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