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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

There's probably some fancy umlauts or something.

Väsh.

This obviously would cause confusion for anyone listening with the exceptions of Hoshi, Uhura, or Data.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago

I'm going to stick to clay tablets too. The guy down the street was cursed by the gods and his house burned down. Took all his beer recipes to Anu since they were written on papyrus. Good clay tablets fired well will last a long time and fire just adds some nice dark mode text.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

The intermix ratio is always 1:1. No waste that way.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The correct answer according to Jett Reno:

[–] [email protected] 23 points 13 hours ago (9 children)

They should have raised him on a nudist colony. With all the other whacky "human" colonies out there I bet at least one of them hangs dong all day long.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Very interesting video. Guy seems like a narcissist whackadoodle..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Billions has an ortolan scene also.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I'm going to look like Slim Goodbody on nights and weekends.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are the shitposts I miss when you're away, stamets.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm Not Sure what movie you mean.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We should establish a moon base first and foremost. From there we could hopefully refine rocket fuel from the lunar regolith and afterwards we start mining the asteroids. 1/6 earth gravity well is very tempting for a base. Makes the resources that much cheaper to recover.

 

Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.

 
 
 

The Bell Riots start on Sunday. Stay safe out there!

<Anyone coming from /c/all please note this is a joke post for an in universe Star Trek event. Remain Calm.>

 

Description: Meme with the heading Star Trek Jellico. 4 frames below with the first being an exterior shot of the Enterprise D. In frames 2-4 Jellico and Riker are inside the hallways of the Enterprise and and Jellico states to Riker "Will, I want to teach you a lesson my grandfather taught me when I was your age." The next frame Jellico says "When someone with a lisp says bismuth, you know they mean business.". Jellico then walks away with a grin.

 

Description: Meme with the title: Who wore it best? Subtitled: It is green. Below are three star trek characters wearing green tunics. From left to right is Mirror universe Jonathan Archer, Prime Universe (v2022) Christopher Pike, and Prime Universe James Kirk.

 
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Original quote by Michael Jordan: "Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen."

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