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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

old enough to remember this

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

now you see the violence inherent in the pokesystem

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh God you made me remember the trailer. Shit was fucking batshit insane.

How batshit one may ask? Pokemon doing forced labor at a gun factory batshit :agony:

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Pokemon yearn the coal mines

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Pokemon Firing Squad Red

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You should watch the introducing videos for each kind of ~~Pokémon~~ pal.

The sheep one is like “aww look at the fluffy sheep!” “ now imagine if you indiscriminately struck them with cluster munitions!”

E: the video lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is so nuts it might just wrap back around to being good?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It definitely will not, but I’m gonna play it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

chomsky-yes-honey

Or Transformers / GoBots.

Or Care Bears, if we're being particularly generous.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can’t you also enslave and eat the Pokémon in this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you do that in normal pokemon. you capture them, breed them, trade them like chattel and use them for pit fights. You bring Oak excess captured pokemon and he gives you back a corresponding amount of that pokemon's "candy" that you feed to your pokemon to EV train them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Regular Pokémon doesn’t show you slaughtering and processing miltank into steaks that you’re then shown eating.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It’s merely implied

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It's not "enslaving", it's exchanging labor in exchange for room and board!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Its developer is Japanese actually. What if Pokémon was Japanese? Oh wait

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Palworld features an opioid balancing mini game. Because healthcare is neither free nor universal, you have to seek out street drugs to soothe your Pals’ pain. Too much and you gotta abandon it by the side of the road and start over.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I was about to expand on this but because I found it funny af, then it just became extremely depressing the more I wrote

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I have waited for what feels like years to be the very best deranged palworld trainer. I am so excited to commit crimes against palmanity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nooooo, I just started playing graveyard keeper; I want this one too but it'll need just as much attention if not more.

Small mercy though: with early access I can justify ignoring it for now until it's out of EA and then worry about giving it attention.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Im not in a hurry to play it since its gonna be early access but I share your interest. At the very least it looks pretty out there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

that could be genuinely cool though if it has proper worldbuilding. Maybe you are a member of the Pal Revolution and, despite the usual avoidance of traditional weaponry in Pal Battles, have begun using them to attack and upend the ruling classes (trainers)?

All of the Pals follow you voluntarily because you read Marx? Maybe you do quick monkey wrenching attacks on Pallyball factories?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Looking forward to pirating this and seeing how wild it is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"What if pokemon but gun?"

Hasn't every shitty top 10 video answered this already:

Next there will be a lavender town syndrome game and a computer warrior Porygon simulator.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Okay, but I'd play those too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

pokemon nursery shooting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

"Say the line Earl, or you'll get the gas"