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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This feels like a meme from here, no way a Gamer did this lmao

also Raiden with Biden is a Max0r joke

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah this is 1000% making fun of capital-G Gamers

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Panty Raiden

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can't imagine anyone in Metal Gear being gay, especially not Ocelot

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Certainly not Ocelot. A man super into cowboys and fancy guns and twirling them in cute little routines, all while obsessively stalking one man and his clones for over 50 years. That kind of traditional masculinity is what the wokes want to take from us

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

His first fight with Raiden in MGS4 is both gayer and more erotic than it would have been if they'd made it actually a sex scene

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

He’s bi, That’s why he’s called Vamp.

Not the blood thing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Psycho Mantis maybe? Seems more ace to me though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Ooh changing my answer to the End. He was secretly pining for Miller the whole time but sadly died unrequited

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Psycho Mantis is one of those guys who's fucking yoked and tattooed and plays the chainsaw butcher at a haunted house, but has a perfectly wholesome nuclear family and a day job as a cake decorator.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This guy?

Are you thinking Raven or something?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah, he's not wearing the mask to work

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Sure about that?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

There's no way a gamer made this, it's actually funny

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

RAIDEN WITH BIDEN

Goddammit this made me chuckle. This is unacceptable.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I'm Woke Dick and I love dick

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

A gender to surpass metal gear

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly they are not aware out of how painfully homoerotic MGS has been since, literally, MGS.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Missing the ending of MGS2 is like missing the volleyball scene in Top Gun

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Snake: hng i'm a naughty little black ops infiltrator you don't know what information i've gathered and sent along already you need to torture me in your secret underground facility to find out what i know and who i'm working for

Ocelot: ...i am not doing that

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

who leaked the script this is unacceptable

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Big Woke

Antifa Supersoldiers need a country of their own to end their abuse and oppression by world governments. He was trained by The Woke, but forced to kill her through machinations by the CIA. Now he fights for liberation against 5-E-Y-E-S despite being hunted by his own brainwashed son.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Where is the 10 hour long YouTube video about how leftists keep trying to turn Solid Dick into a gay icon but actually he's the straightest dude in gaming history?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Soundtrack composed by Pronoun Gender Abortion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

2030? It already happened 10 years before that