ChaosMaterialist

joined 4 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Rorschach voice: None of you understand. The Firewall does not protect me from you. The Firewall protects YOU from ME!

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

It's not often the dunked bring their own tank.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

It would take too long to run through the whole range of operational negativity, of all those scenarios of deterrence which, like Watergate, try to revive a moribund principle by simulated scandal, phantasm, murder - a sort of hormonal treatment by negativity and crisis. It is always a question of proving the real by the imaginary; proving truth by scandal; proving the law by transgression; proving work by the strike; proving the system by crisis and capital by revolution; and for that matter proving ethnology by the dispossession of its object (the Tasaday). Without counting: proving theater by anti-theater; proving art by anti-art; proving pedagogy by anti-pedagogy; proving psychiatry by anti-psychiatry, etc., etc.

Everything is metamorphosed into its inverse in order to be perpetuated in its purged form. Every form of power, every situation speaks of itself by denial, in order to attempt to escape, by simulation of death, its real agony. Power can stage its own murder to rediscover a glimmer of existence and legitimacy. Thus with the American presidents: the Kennedys are murdered because they still have a political dimension. Others - Johnson, Nixon, Ford (ChaosEditor: as well as biden-horror and especially trump-anguish )- only had a right to puppet attempts, to simulated murders. But they nevertheless needed that aura of an artificial menace to conceal that they were nothing other than mannequins of power. In olden days the king (also the god) had to die - that was his strength. Today he does his miserable utmost to pretend to die, so as to preserve the blessing of power. But even this is gone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Prometheus gave us Firewater he stole from Olympus, but we messed up the translation.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thesis: Owls are the dumbest birds.

Antithesis: An owl taught Link (and thus the Player) in multiple Legend of Zelda games.

Synthesis: Owls are smarter than humans. QED.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it.

biden-horror You don't remember?!

For you Biden's election win was the most ecstatic moment of your life.

For me, it was Wednesday.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Hard, but not insurmountable. Might be easier with a larger drone with a mesh basket to scoop the little drones up.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Wild Wild West beat you to it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

My ~~Apes~~ Waifus, all gone! oooaaaaaaauhhh

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This shall go next to my melon-musk Marx comment

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Superhot VR is basically The Matrix and highly recommended.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Nurses solidarity Vampires

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Looks like they had the hexbear-logo experience of wanting fresh LIB meat during the lockdown.

 

Their latest "advertisement" was some bullshit anti-trans shit and I instantly went xi-plz

Normally I have my full adblockers engaged, but I'm babysitting my parents' dogs and some propaganda got through comrade-doggo

 

I was digging through the ditches,

and ants are in my britches,

but now from the back

I bring a Mod you like.

 

Your effortposts are not in vain! Your old ~~r/chapotraphouse~~ posts can be recovered if you still have your old reddit-logo accounts.

Instructions:

  • Download the ZIP archive. Your effortposts are in posts.csv and comments.csv and can be opened within a spreadsheet program.
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