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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A dogwhistle for "the Jews"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The thing about dog whistles is they're foghorns to dogs but not humans.

Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn't know about it.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Okay, you know that's not what I meant, but admittedly, that's hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It's just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it's an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think you're right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I'll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A banker that handles our money?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (13 children)

What constitutes "our money" in a moneyless society?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Wouldn't someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

You know it's a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:

inte3ract

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Marxist banking parasites

Because for some reason, he's afraid to say "Jew bankers".

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they'll hate like fascist disphoria.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Marxist banking parasites...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts" - Carl Farx

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda

I... Is he saying it's in a pinworm's best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the "Jewish elite?" The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint????

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.

5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we're about to lose foreign production it's time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.

While I'm being cheeky, I'm also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them "Dire Wolves" and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we've become through no fault of our own.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.

If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.

(This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I'd say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)

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[–] ICastFist 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own". You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they're just giving them away. I'd like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What did you get your doctorate in

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well i didn't want to hear that

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can't just call the cat a parasite.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Marxist banking parasites

Bit of an oxymoron innit?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With the war on Palestine, it's a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don't know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the woke mind virus is literal now?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its the woke intestinal parasite now

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I'm team ivermectin on this one

[–] RandomVideos 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh no! The Marxist parasites got to me!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ivermectin: Shit Yourself Straight!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

this level of delusion is sad as fuck. i hate that we reached the point where plenty of people will believe this.

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