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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, that's just what us plebs have to do.

Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Under communism, the wank bank swank skanks may choose to use their experience to help maintain hyper-local community wank banks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, that's a really important service to the community. How do we thank wank bank swank skank ranks for their contribution?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yep, this is it. You perfected it. You win.