Remember_the_tooth

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks for sharing her story. That's adorable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

No. No, they do not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Do kitties like popcorn? If so, we should make tuna corn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Can't get no gator meat if the cookie monster gets you first.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (6 children)

What happened to its ears?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Yeah, it's right there by the question mark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

We're so close to using USDA money to prop up weapons manufacturing, effectively beating our plowshares into swords. I can almost taste the irony, which is good because there will be little left to eat if we let it get that far.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Thank you for your sacrifice.

 

Life in the USA Lyrics [Verse 1: Joshua Roberts] Another shooting today Five wounded, three are dead Then those who stand up and say (Yeah), "We need to stop this" But they just talk a lot of shit and never solve it

[Chorus: Joshua Roberts] Life in the U.S.A (It's so great, it's so great) I love feeling unsafe (We're okay, we're okay) Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO Helping a life that I'll never know I need help, can't afford to go The American dream's just dying [Post-Chorus: Joshua Roberts] Slow, slow

[Verse 2: TX2 & Joshua Roberts] The system will keep you safe (Born in America, baby) As long as you're white and you're straight (Wait, wait, wait, I thought you just said thatβ€”) 'Cause some folks are still racist, I hate to say it But maybe DeSantis is gay (Wait, did he just say that? Hell yeah, brother)

[Chorus: Joshua Roberts & TX2] Life in the U.S.A (It's so great, it's so great) I love feeling unsafe (We're okay, we're okay) Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO Helping a life that I'll never know I need help, can't afford to go The American dream's just dying

[Post-Chorus: Joshua Roberts & TX2] Slow, slow

[Bridge: Joshua Roberts, TX2 & Both] We need more guns, we don't need healthcare Let's build a wall, we don't need welfare I just wanna line a rich guy's pockets, I want less action and a lot more talkin' Human rights are too political now (And we all sayβ€”) [Chorus: Joshua Roberts & TX2] Life in the U.S.A (It's so great, it's so great) I love feeling unsafe (We're okay, we're okay) Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO Helping a life that I'll never know I need help, can't afford to go The American dream's just dying

[Outro: Joshua Roberts] Slow, slow

 
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