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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah they converge. OP should understand after about the third time they wake up and their back hurts for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

That convergence line is absolutely vertical

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I was old before my 20's

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At some point you'll be talking to someone a lot younger than you and realize that somehow they're still an adult and then immediately after they'll do something incredibly immature. Will make that top line will drop so fast.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yup, that's me. I work w/ people 10+ years younger than me. I think I'm old.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

The state of being old is a whole bunch of things that correlate with chronological age, but unless you know someone moving at relativistic speeds, chronological age is the only one we all move through at the same rate.

If you can hold on to the good bits of youth, like open-mindedness, and grow along dimensions like maturity, maybe youth doesn't need to be wasted on the young.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Nah son, I'm old. I walked down the stairs wrong and my back was hurting for ten minutes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't think this graph is accurate - the lines shouldn't be so perfectly parallel.

The older I get, the greater the distance between my age and "old" age. When I was 12, 15 seemed old. At 42, 75 seems old.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

But at the same time, they converge too. I feel way older than I thought I'd do at my age (35).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

It's a log chart

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My wife is a few months older than me. She doesn't seem to appreciate that I call her old as hell on her birthdays.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hope you're frequently making jokes about how you're into older women.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

She also does not appreciate whenever I play Your Love by The Outfield just so I can sing the lyric:

🎶You know I like my girls a little bit older 🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

That line crossed for me years ago. I think at 25

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I'm so happy the lines are converging for me, my age is finally starting to catch up to my hair line and color

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

i've simultaneously feel like an idiot baby and a cranky old woman since i was 14 please tell me it gets better

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

wdym? for me the lines crossed when I was 20. I'm ancient now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

As a teen came to conclusion age is just a number and this still holds. Met smarter, more conscious teens than most of the adults I know and met more childish and dumb adults than most of the teens. The only thing word "adult" connects with for me is conforming with what others expect of you at the cost of your own happiness

Screw that. Gonna frolick in grass, learn new shit, do sports or jump into puddless and see how far I can make them splash ;p

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

...when i turned thirty, i was a grownup, and people started treating me like one: grownups are f*cking old and their lives are over...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So you're going to live in a world with only young people I see

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As long as there's one person older than me, I'm still young.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Ha I like that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I'm the complete opposite, I'm an old man. I've been an old man for about 8 years now I'm almost 40. My friends either disagree with me or piss them off (if they're older than me) when I say, "I'm old".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My plan is to live forever. So far, so good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

could you bother to share some tips, like the perfect brand to get the anti aging vaccines from, or that super duper bone density improvement kit. The brands i have been looking at at really expensive, the last one i tried was asking 127 quintillion, plus taxes. PLUS TAXES! those cheapskates

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Eating garbage and not exercising has worked so far for me, YMMV.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

haven't died once yet!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Crazy how nature do that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I always tell people I've been 65 since I was 20

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I wanna know how I've managed to not age as much as every other 40 year old person I've ever met. I look the same as I did in high school, with just a bit of gray in my beard and sideburns. I look younger than pictures of my own father from when he was in his 30's.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

an absolute shit ton of it is sun exposure and stress (with a healthy helping of genetics nobody has any control over cuz fuck u lol)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Meh.

Bah!

Pfft.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I keep asking my friends when they're going to bingo at the senior center. We're barley in our 30s